my spoon is too big
what it is
what it was
sign my guestbookie
i like food!

nothing chunky or piecey


brownie batter

did i mention no chunks of anything

ice cream

peanut butter hot fudge sundaes

i live in a giant bucket

i am ainslee's mom

i love:

college football

allison janney

felicity huffman

and anything written by aaron sorkin rocks.

i hate:

and most republicans,

although i realize that might be redundant.

i want to live every day like my last, not in a state of fear but of appreciation but i haven't mastered that yet."

go visit my peeps


Know, Don't Know, Wish Others Knew

Things I know:

How to make people laugh with one liners
How to make the BEST no-bake cookies
That careers/degrees mean absolutely nothing in evaluating your life's worth
That children sometimes need love the most when they're acting the worst, as do grown-ups
That you can tell a lot about a person from their friends
That if you're really lucky, you'll have at least one grandparent that thinks you can do no wrong
That loyalty is the most important characteristic a person can possess
How to play the flute
Plain, old-fashioned kissing is a marvelous pastime
Reminding someone of the things you like about them, especially the small things, makes both of you feel good
Higher salary doesn't always mean a better job, and certainly doesn't mean a better person
The basics of football
Tequila is the drink of the Devil

Things I don't know:

Why people aren't careful with each other
Why children are in such a hurry to grow up
How to whistle really loudly with two fingers in my mouth
Why cats like to drink out of the toilet
How to play the clarinet (I don't know why, I've just always wanted to)
How to plant and maintain a flower bed
How to cook, sew, iron, etc
Anything fashion related
How to litigate
Why the WWF actually has fans
How to change the oil in a car or change a flat tire

Things I wish everyone knew, but few seem to:

That just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I don't know football
How to merge into traffic: for the love of God, just GO!!
That I'm most likely to take off your head if you're being mean in any way to a friend of mine, so simply refrain. It isn't pleasant for either of us.
Life isn't black and white
That just b/c I'm quiet when you first meet me, doesn't mean I'm remotely snobbish
Flirting does not denote intent
Hokey as it sounds, meaningful gifts have nothing to do with cost

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tiny hats



thinking about:

i am a banana.

Know, Don't Know, Wish Others Knew

Mercy as a Default

Quiet Desperation


Help if you can

everything´┐Żs gonna be ok!

"Sometimes there just aren't enough rocks ... "
-forrest gump